Suicide straight
At lunch I saw an older gentleman take his cup to the fountain and proceed to make what we used to call a suicide.
No ice
Diet coke
Dr Pepper
Cherry Coke
Sprite
Mostly Diet coke, but he clearly put all of the above in the cup.
I so wanted to ask him about it, but then I remembered how much I hate talking to people.
No ice
Diet coke
Dr Pepper
Cherry Coke
Sprite
Mostly Diet coke, but he clearly put all of the above in the cup.
I so wanted to ask him about it, but then I remembered how much I hate talking to people.
posted by Robert_M at 1:46 PM
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When we were kids, why did we think it was so dangerous and cool to mix up soft drinks and call them suicides?
I wish I still feared mixing Dr. Pepper and Sprite. Then alcohol would not have ever entered the picture.
The suicide came up in conversation one night at a bar. We asked the bartender to make a beer suicide. It was a very bad thing.
I once made a suicide with home ingredients.
Milk
Shasta Cola
Pickles
Peanut Butter
Cashews
Dash of Pepper
Basically, I threw up while simultaneously shitting my pants.
I'm normal.
That's just wrong
I was around 15 at the time, so it was wayyy before I lost control of my bowels.
I was able to will my stool into solid form.
Nowadays, I'm happy if I can hold it until I make it to the restroom.
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